![]() ![]() She had obviously dealt with her fair share of beer penis over the years, and was pulling out all the stops to make absolutely sure she got laid. For the better part of a half hour I struggled valiantly, switching between receiving a seriously impressive blowie from this incredibly understanding woman and thwacking my soft dong between her legs in search of an entryway. We silently strategized what to try next with sign language as she repeatedly reminded me with one finger across her lips that I had to be quiet so we wouldn't wake up her roommate. My epic battle with whiskey/Adderall dick continued. She was a smoking hot drunk 8, probably a sober 7, but even as she orally embraced my balls I couldn't remember her damn name. She was as naked as the day she was born, with black and green stripes painted up and down both arms, and eye black, which was smudged down her face thanks to alcohol and party sweat. I was wearing a camouflage bandana around my forehead, and combat boots. and my face was painted like Charlie Sheen's in Platoon. Adderall dick is a real problem with no known cure. Is it Kimmy? Kristen? My mind raced as I took her pants off with one hand and tried to wake my dick up with the other. I was at least fourteen drinks and 20 millis of Adderall deep, so my brain and dick were in full mutiny against me. I frantically pulled out and rolled over off her, but the damage was done. I erupted like Mount Vesuvius inside her, awkwardly staring over at Monte with a look of horror on my face while I came. ![]() “Daddy is home!” he yelled right as Britney slapped my ass. She must've been able to feel me getting close, because she looked me in the eye and whispered sweetly, “Make sure you pull out.” I was trying to time my exit and hold the money shot as long possible with my remembrance of American history when, at the exact same second I got to Reagan on my list of presidents, Monte drunkenly stumbled in the door. I was getting close to a penile volcanic eruption, so I tried to occupy my mind by reciting the presidents of the United States I could remember. I put both my hands above her shoulders and locked my arms out, basically in push up position, giving myself a solid view of her boobs as they bounced from my super speed pelvic humping, and conveniently distancing myself from her nonstop shrieking of my name. “I can what?” I asked like the complete fucking dumbass I am. After she finished a few minutes of dry handjob pumping during a makeout session with too much tongue, she slid off her thong and said, “You can if you want,” with one eyebrow raised and an innocent smile on her face. We were both freshmen, we were both shitfaced, and we both wanted something good to tell our friends the next day. ![]() Miyagi, I lacked experience, but possessed raw talent. After locking eyes across the crowded dance floor she wiggled her way over to me, and just a few songs later we stumbled out the door toward my dorm. She was a skinny, tan, blonde Kappa and I badly needed to tap that. In the middle of a spring rush party at the Alpha house, I ended up in a heated sexual dance off with a girl named Britney. It had even become the norm to get some mid party action, like a dance floor over the pants handjob (OTPHJ). Love it when hedge funds lose money.By the spring of my freshman year I was so used to closing on girls that if I didn't end up back in my bed post party with a 7 or better I considered the night a failure. Please share this mix of heads will roll - it is the best ever made! Comment by Tungsten What is this the name of this song orginally? Comment by 2ExpressionįUCKING LIT OVER HERE Comment by Aachmann I love big bootie, but I was expecting something new. They basically toon the Big Bootie Mix & chnaged the into. Now its actually getting good Comment by Alberto Deca Last half music was better but transitions were mids ngl Comment by User 749621700 This is literally just reposting Get Up! It’s Gameday under a different title Comment by Zaanee Stoke meter is refilled Deerock! Comment by T-Raaawwww What version of heads will roll is this Comment by J-Squad Im the hood mona lisa Comment by asapboleman Show my mix some love, u wont be dissapointed house and edm Comment by Tablaro This made made me feel the cold air of the overhead fog jet with eqch drop Comment by RezforPrez Who made that kernkraft 400 remix? Comment by Nico Fox Soundcloud: Dance & EDM Comment by Edmiro Spotify: /artist/3BCouSmFlw2lHBmJmi1umhĪpple Music: /us/artist/deerock/1475390146 Total Frat Move Pregame Mix #gamestop #skisnz ![]()
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